Thios

Half baked idea, 'spired by Dr A, but alas, I'm not feeling creative right now, so it's a flop.
Here's what I started, feel free to add, remove, re-create, and generally do a lot better than me... Origanil post, in the comments of http://facesinthewater.blogspot.com/2006/10/build-better-future-with-office.html :)

Ancient and forgotten 13th member of the Olympians,
Unearthed by Dr Donovan, renowned Ixcysledologist,
A mischievous God, of fumbling words,
He who caused the disabling of Diabled,
Who moved M’nove to a different realm,
Who has been lost in time,
But still meddles in the affairs of man
Giving us Tyhat words
Causing stationary stationery
And other such things…