Friday, November 10, 2006

Final Monkey

Last of my monkey business for now, wasn't going to bother with this one, but thought what the hell, it's jotted down, may as well share it.
And yes, I know it's crap :)
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Monkey see, monkey do,
Monkey sleep, monkey wake,
Monkey eat, monkey poo,
Sliced and diced makes monkey cake,
Left over carcass will be monkey stew,
Or brains eaten raw, a taste you can’t fake.
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5 comments:

Pod said...

i'm sure my nan used to eat monkeys brains out of a tin....on toast!

Inconsequential said...

i thought the traditional method was to slice the skull open and eat 'em live...
but a tin would do...

:)

Chris said...

They have those special tables don't they?

With holes in?

So you sit the monkey down under the table, strap them down, and then their little heads are sticking up through the holes.

Then you get a little saw and remove the top bit, then scoop the brain out as they go "oo oo ah ah" etc.

At least that is what I read in a book somewhere.

Molly Bloom said...

Oh goodness...it's all getting a bit gruesome.

Find a bolus and squeeze it. Preferably now.

Sorry, I meant Bolusxx

Molly Bloom said...

Find a Bolus, bopping.