Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Note from Idiot Poet.

Just a quick note, about the 4 shorts below, to say,

A) i know nothing of Australian animals (except they have Dingos and Koalas...)
B) Australian animals have bloody stupid names that don't rhyme very well...
C) These are mainly for Pod , he requested Aussie beasties, though I've still to do bilby which was his origanal choice...it's a bugger to rhyme, so feel free to try....


having said that, i'm gonna kill off some more soon...
and, if I can find a good source, maybe link the names to a site that'll maybe show you how silly they look...assuming my html skills are up to it...


right, that's that.

hope you choke on 'em!


I mean happy reading....

:)

9 comments:

Pod said...

and emu!!

ish said...

long eared bilby
may well be
bio history
'so kill me'

Eleuktra Starsoft said...

What the fuck is a Bilby?
A spy, like Kim Philby?
Selling secrets, it will be.

Inconsequential said...

eleuktra - I said wtf is a bilby too :)

if you click the link in the post, there's a piccy...kinda cute lil' things, but looking like a made thing for a freak show...

Pod said...

you leave the bilbies alone!

Chris said...

Confession.

The Emu has a pained expression.
It has the distinct impression
That up its arse a hand is messin'.

It suffers for its profession
Till one day it adjusts the aerial's tension
To teach its co-host a lesson.


Sorry. This is unbearably shite. I just liked the idea, but it ended up being a bit laboured.

If you are not familiar with Rod Hull, enjoy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/298801.stm

Inconsequential said...

Actually thought that was ok chris, made me chuckle, but possibly because i knew hull died fixing his ariel...
his sinister sidekicks revenge.

Pod said...

is it awful to laugh at the fate of mr hull? i cant help it.

Eleuktra Starsoft said...

Dying for the sake of a better TV picture! The humanity of it!