Thursday, December 28, 2006

Beginners Guide

So, to begin,
Buy a terrapin,
Pickle in gin.


Pod said...

love it!!

Inconsequential said...

thanks Pod.

if you buy a baby terrapin it'll fit in a normal whisky glass, so it really is a cheap start to animalcide.
Ok, so a mat and a cat might be more obtainable, but it is a little cliche..


ps, the smaller the terrapin, the less gin needed, so cheaper still!


Pod said...

complete with instruction manual. right, lets hope they're on sale down the pet shop! happy new year!!