Thursday, January 11, 2007

Fixation

Just thought i'd chuck up something contrasting to ES's comment
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I’ve noticed when I step out
Into cold, cold streets,
I need to wee…
When first submerging
Into that too hot bath,
I need to wee…
When I laugh too much,
I need to wee…
When I get scared,
I need to wee…
When I’m nervous,
I need to wee…
And though I suspect,
It’s a childhood conditioning,
Before I begin any journey,
Well, I go, before I go.
Just some observations,
It’s not like I’m obsessing.

Is it?

11 comments:

Pod said...

it's not obsession, its poor sphincter control mate. and squeeze and hold 1, 2, 3, 4 and release.....and repeat

miss magic said...

no, I'm sure that the doing what keeps you alive is not an obsession. lol. :)

Cocaine Jesus said...

i need to pee after...
you know what.

Novel Nymph said...

Inconsequential, now that you have become essential reading, I wish I knew more about you--when do you reveal your secrets?

Molly Bloom said...

I never pee. Is there something wrong with me? Help me.

Hello Inc. It's me. Yes, me. I wanted to visit you all for a second.

CJ - I'd second that.

Podster - is that about the a. wink reflex then? Get your feathers out! Eeek!

Molly Bloom said...

I'm going to leave a poem in your comments to see what happens:

'I am a bobble hat,
In a bobble hat world.'


From Bolus.

Molly Bloom said...

I once did a wee in the back of the car, because I was so scared to ask dad to stop and let me out of the boot. (Because there were four of us, I had to ride in the boot.)

Inconsequential said...

pod - thanks for the diagnosis, I shall begin sphincter exercises at once! :)

MM - if we didn't we'd explode...

CJ - we tend to have a break after 2 - 3 hours, to do toilet things, maybe a drink and a ciggy, then back at it :)

Nymph - what secrets? what info do you require to shatter your preconceptions of what you hope I might be :)

Inconsequential said...

Molly, sweet Molly, so nice of you to pop in. :) still miss you lots here in blog land, and I hope you can pop in once in a while...

Oh, and the vigil will continue, 'cos it's kinda fun! :)
RM is a gem for joining like that.

Inconsequential said...

...joining in...

:)

Jane Poe (aka Deborah) said...

I would give you a proper comment, but I think I now have to wee.
Much peace, JP