Monday, April 30, 2007

Daft

Out Now!
New upgrade!

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A little slow?
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5 comments:

Inconsequential said...

another failed concept...the piece, not the religions, although, obviously from my point of view, both, have failed...

Chris said...

Interesting title, that's for sure.

Good to have you back.

ish said...

Humm, I suspected more than one thing was copping the brunt in this one. I think you're on target that religion is marketed just like the transforming wonders of the IT paradise.

Sherry Snowdrop said...

Computers are rubbish.

Sherry Snowdrop said...

So are gods.